dear carmen, or should i say perry

ok so you are shopping with sarah, merry christmas. i wanted to leave you a surprise and this is it. surprise.

i am at the logan's and i have two options, watch war of the worlds or indulge madyson and pay exclusive attention to her.

tom cruise isnt so bad of an actor. he's pretty good in this movie. the boy who plays the son is the boy from the live action dragon ball z movie. in war of the worlds he plays a believable cruise progeny.

these are the reasons we would be merry (you) and pippin (me):

1. they are best friends, we are best friends
2. they stole vegetables/necessaries, and so did we
3. they dress better than sam and frodo, we are not slobs
4. merry is slightly shorter, or at least drinks the ent-draught first, i am taller than you and tasted Gatorade before you did.
5. merry sort of takes care of pippin, you always take care of me.
6. we have great senses of humor, they are the most humorous of hobbits
7. your face is rounder, mine is longer- these correspond to the boyz' faces
8. we and they are uninvolved with the great struggles of the world because of our size
9. they smoke pipe weed and drink ale, we know how to have fun
10. they love sam (josh would be sam) (frodo is an idea, or the parents who carry our burdens)
11. they are clumsy, we are clumsy
12. they once lived in the shire together, we in heritage, but adventure and bad fortune has separated us
13. they fight when its necessary, we probably see about as much action as merry and pippin do
14. nothing can keep us apart, whether its sixty miles or the gates of minas tirith, i will remove your helmet after battle, you will give me the last of your longbottom leaf.