Preschoolers out of context

"Who ever has pink, come be my friend."
"I have pink but I'm not a girl."
"Do you want to come to my house? When you come we can go to the store and I'll buy you that man toy."
"I want the big one."
"I don't like it soft I like it hard."
"If you have black hair raise your hand."
"Somebody left their baby here, I'm going to take it to jail."
"They're dead. They're not in here. Do you see any?"
"This is the PoPo number."
"I want to lock it so nobody can get in."
"He's going to eat him."
"It feels good to shoot me in the head."
"If you go up the ramp then you are a loser, if you go down the ramp then you are a winner."
"You look like you're being a mad scientist."
“No, my mom bit it off.”
“I’m going to watch myself eat your head.”
"Because if you smoosh it it can tell how much it has inside."

-Carmen