i shouldnt be alive

so i decided to walk to the library like i usually do. i had just taken a shower and was wearing a dress with largish flowers on it so i was basically a flowering bush on the go. somewhere along the road i noticed four small shadows following me. i realized they were bees!!! seeing as how they were trying to land and i am pretty allergic i ran for it in my painful shoes and made it to the library which i left after paying fees. then i got approached by a black guy who touched my crotch and was lonely, just wanted to walk me home or into his car to rape me. after a not so brief interview with the cops, maria, my savior, drove me home and said she would see me at petsmart, forget about it no need to thank her. this is all true, as true as the bank robbery josh and i were involved in. unlikely from my lips but vivid in my memory.