angels and hairwaves

huh? talkin 'bout cindy rockstar of course! but let me introduce you formally. you see, when i was becoming disinterested in blink 182, cj began liking girls. he was about two, and let me tell you, the kid was a cherub. he had whitish blonde hair, heavenly curls, big blue eyes, big pouty pink lips, and a creamy white complexion, complete with a little freckle above the right side of his upper lip. he was a beautiful boy, but inside raged a sense of humor he just couldnt always pull off with his angelic looks. though he was kind and generous and intelligent and kind of honest, at two, he just wanted to be a bad ass. i think he understood his plight, so, to properly execute his jokes and wit, he created cindy rockstar, presumably his alter ego, outwardly his imaginary girlfriend. when prompted, cj would tell us how she had black hair and black eyes and hair waves, which i am guessing meant wavy hair. she was a bad ass girl who would fight crime and was funny and also a rockstar, hence the name. she was forgotten by kindergarten.
nowadays he has learned to balance his inner angel and his jokes in a way that is hilarious and allows him to get away with things in the fourth grade, kind of. but we will never forget cindy rockstar. she taught us that being beautiful is not easy, and being a bad ass is the only solution.