Friday, August 20, 2010

was voldemort a virgin?

he was so consumed by the thought of power, did he have time for sex? is that how he got the hufflepuff goblet thing from whatsherface? there wasnt much supervision at hogwarts, could he have done it then? and after the horcrux shit, did he still have a thingie? was he human enough to maintain a libido? harry potter obviously never got any. is it possible he could have misinterpreted his scar's view into voldemort's emotions? "his scar had hurt...and he had had that odd feeling in his stomach...a strange leaping feeling...a happy feeling. but of course he had not recognized it for what it was" because he'd never gotten a blow job like voldemort was probably getting from his most faithful bellatrix. "'last time it was because he was pleased,' he said. 'really pleased.' he thought...something good was about to happen." ejaculation? its not like harry would even know what that was like, being constantly surrounded and sleeping in a room full of boys. well, i guess he had curtains around his bed, thats some privacy. anyway, men who love power also love sex, right? we'll never know about voldemort since he was soso private and also dead. -emily

3 comments:

  1. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Banged.

    Why would he want to have physical sex when he can just use legilimency to have everybody else's sex and not suffer the disturbing act of being close to someone.

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  2. tom fiddle.
    also it's obvious bellatrix was all up on his jock. im sure they had many magical nights together.

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